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READ THIS if your metabolism is SLOW AF

You don't eat much.


And when you do eat a tiny tiny tiny bit more...


...you pack on the weight.


You can feel it almost immediately.


Clothes fitting tighter.


Your belly feels distended.


You look in the mirror and hate what you see.


Is it your hormones? Most likely...


"But I thought I just needed to exercise more and eat less?"


Yes, you need to be in a calorie deficit to lose weight...


...BUT WHAT IF YOUR METABOLISM IS SO FREAKING SLOW THE CALORIES OUT IS TOO LOW TO BE IN A CALORIE DEFICIT???...


And how the eff do you build your metabolism back up? What about my hormones???!


If you:

🐤Eat like a bird and exercise but still don't see any results or are actually gaining weight

🤬Frustrated with your lack of progress

🧬Can feel your hormones changing (or they changed and this started happening)

👟Can exercise 3x/week (no more, no less😃)

💪Want to lose body fat in the next 90 days

😋Still want to drink 🍷 and eat 🍔🧁🍕


Then... I'M LOOKING FOR 5 OVERWORKED MOMS WITH YOUNG KIDS WHO WANT TO LOSE 20+ POUNDS IN THE NEXT 90 DAYS WITHOUT GIVING UP MOMMY TIME 🍷🧀🍸🧁 OR DOING 6 HIIT CLASSES A WEEK

Seriously though don't listen to me.


Listen to my client Rosalinda, who 3 weeks into the program realized her metabolism was in the toilet: "I feel that I’m not seeing results since my clothes fit the same and I look the same. I don’t understand what I am doing wrong"


4 weeks later, recharging her metabolism using our data driven system, she's down 17 pounds in 2 months and feeling freaking amazing. AND her metabolism is thru the roof, so she won't have to worry about gaining it back.



There's a solution for your bombed hormones and metabolism📉


And it's not your fault.


If you want:


📊A data driven system that will GUARANTEE YOUR RESULTS.

👸🏼To eat a ton of food (especially 🧁🍕🍷) and still lose body fat.

🧬To get your energy and hormones back in balance

🤬To actually NOT gain the weight back after doing just another fucking program


***And don't have time for endless hours of boring exercise and meal prep.


Then SMASH the enrollment button


Or our client Lindsey, mom of 2, who at 5'2 was eating almost 2,000 FREAKING CALORIES A DAY WHILE GETTING TONED AF:




Listen to your future self: "Please do this now so you can save me the heart ache and despair of eating nothing and gaining weight OR losing 10 pounds just to immediately gain it back."


ATTN OVERWORKED MOMS: Lose 20+ pounds in 90 days. Results guaranteed OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Anddddd...if you're not a DC Fitness "ride or die" client by the end of 30 days, we'll give you all your money back.


Dedicated to your results,

Dylan

Owner, DC Fitness

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